Hobo clothing (23.05.2003 - 22:38)
I was sitting after having sex and I had this thought - hobos are cold, and damp. I thought of the most brilliant form of clothing ever. Kitchen Towels.
Yes that's right, because of their super absorbtion abilities they keep the hobo dry and sweat free at the same time (safer for all of us). Also the paper could be impregnated with carbon to filter any offending smells thus making the streets a more fragrant place to be. But not only does it do all this, it also keeps the hobo warm, by creating many layers of trapped air as insulation.
What more could you ask for? Cheap and environmentally friendly hobo clothing. What's more due to it's ability to absorb, when drunken hobos spill drink they can suck it back out of the clothing. Although an alcohol soaked garment could be an easy target for a passerby with a cigarette. But that would also help with the hobo overcrowding problem. These really are the homeless clothes of the future. Below are some conceptual pictures:-
